It Was A Sh** Show

I know what you’re thinking…..

How could you see that title and not read this post?? 

And that is right! 

How. Could. You. Not. Read. This. 

Haha

So I’ve recently binge watched this HILARIOUS show called Crazy Ex Girlfriend, and oh my god, this show spoke to me on more levels than one! 

Awesome writing and AMAZING acting! 

I’m talking to you Rachel Bloom and Santino Fontana (aka Hans from Frozen) ๐Ÿ˜‰ 

I related to Greg in SO MANY WAYS! 

But this one particular episode that I’m referring to is where Greg (Santino) says his goodbye to West Covina and goodbye to Rebecca (Rachel Bloom). 

I was in LITERAL tears, it was heartbreaking, Greg singing to Rebecca, watching Rachel act without even speaking, just reacting to Greg’s song and seeing the emotion all over Santino’s face, the tears welling up in his eyes……๐Ÿ˜ฉ ughhhhh 

Why? 

Why you gotta leave Santino??

Will you come back? 

Please?? 

I’d just like to say Santino, if you haven’t realized already, I’m a huge fan of you! Your talent and voice are HEART MELTING! 

My heart is definitely not Frozen ๐Ÿ˜‰ 

And if you haven’t seen the show yet, I’m talking to you Ashlee…., you NEED TO! 

This concludes today’s blog post 

Xoxo

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Remedyย 

This tune has been stuck in my head for a few days now, which thinking about it…..it makes sense with what’s been going on. 

Making life choices is stressful. 

Option 1: BS in Environmental Studies 

Option 2: BA in Business 

Both in SC 

Columbia or Beaufort 

Turtles or owning a bakery 

Or both 

I got turtleman’s wise words on the situation and as always he helped me investigate and weigh my options, but ultimately told me do what makes me happy. 

And Ashlee said whatever I choose she backs me up 100% 

Then my mom said “ok, to make things simple, close your eyes. Where are you? Where is Jordan in let’s see……5 years from now?” 

My answer of course “I don’t know!”

My main life objective is and has always been to make a difference, to able to leave this life knowing I’ve done good in the world. 

Sounds simple right? Haha

Currently applying for an internship seems to be all I’m capable of doing……that and finding out my ex’s gf was never pregnant…….

Yeah.

Let that last comment sink in. 

Let. It. Sink. In. 

Dumb ass……him, not you 

Well, what would you do? 

If you were me? 

Xoxo 

Ally Mcbealย 

So I recently just finished binge watching Ally Mcbeal on Netflix and I absolutely fell in love with the show and related so much to Ally! 

I hope to one day have a job and friends as she did on the show! 

Especially male friends so loyal and reliable as John Cage and Richard Fish. 

Even if they imagine themselves as Barry White and Tom Jones…….hahahahahaha 

The music on the show was like music from my own personal playlist! 

I hope you all have seen the show, if not I HIGHLY recommend watching!! 

Xoxo 

I Livedย 

Another year’s come and gone…….happy 2017! 

2016 was one of the BEST, most gratifying, heartbreaking, emotional year yet. 

Let’s begin…..

1. I got my Associates Degree (1st person in my family to have a college degree!!) 

2. I got my boy! My Hurley! He definitely came at the right time, just when I needed him and my life would nodoubtably be boring without him

3. We moved back to GA and I learned what I considered “home” for SO LONG, isn’t home for me anymore 

4. Got deemed a Naturalist by Mr.Naturalist himself =) 

5. Celebrated 13 years of friendship with my person, my peaches โค 

6. I tested the dating waters again and found a tsunami (boy bye) 

And last, but certainly not least….. 

7. Just like every year, I’m discovering myself and finding who I am and this year I feel I’ve grown a lot and found my passions. 

Thank you to all my people! For loving, accepting,encouraging, believing, putting up with, and just being there for me! I love you all and wouldn’t be who I am without you! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

So Happy New Year to all! 

Bring it on 2017! 

Ps Happy Birthday Dad!! 

Xoxo 

Shout Out to My Ex

Disregard my previous post about being numb about Josh.

Know what Josh, or should I say “Joshy”?

Fuck you! 

Man that feels good to say! 

I’m gonna say it again

You ready?

Everyone all together now……

FUCK YOU!!! 

You can have your baby mama and baby and happy little family, quite frankly I don’t give a shit. I hope you’re (YOU’RE NOT YOUR ๐Ÿ™„) all very happy together, you deserve one another. 

I on the other hand deserve someone who knows the difference between You’re, Your, There, They’re, Their, To, and Too…..dumbass 

I also deserve someone has a brain, heart, and the common sense that god gave him. 

So this is my shout out to you Joshua, the whole world can now know the lying, stupid, dumb, coward, jackass that you are! 

Dishonor on you! 

Dishonor on your cow ๐Ÿ˜‰ 

Dishonor on your holy fucking animal kingdom!!

Boy bye! 

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’‹

Xoxo 

That’s My Girlย 

I just want to take a minute to give a shout out to all the amazing people I’m lucky to call my best friends. 

At times I don’t deserve you all. 

You have my back and are always there. 

And I want you to know I love you very much and am enternally greatful! 

This past month has been a shit show and taken a lot out of me and I know I wouldn’t have made it through without knowing you’re there waiting for me on the other side.  

I love you to pieces!! 

Fuck the haters and losers 

Love the squad ๐Ÿ˜‰ 

Xoxo 

Creepย 

“What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here…” 

what happens when you mix hormones, boredom, and being home alone? 

Homesickness 

Homesickness is what you get. 

I miss my friends, socialization, belonging, purpose 

Hello….can I get a pity party for one??

How do I get unlost? 

Apply for school….โœ”๏ธ

Apply for a job…..โœ”๏ธ 

Hearing back from either one…….*crickets* 

I just…..hate…..feeling sad…… 

Having small minuscule moments of happiness and then rain clouds rolling in to hide the sunshine.

I wanna go home. 

Xoxo